★ it's not spam, it's SPAMMY ★ it's not spam, it's SPAMMY ★ it's not spam, it's SPAMMY ★ it's not spam, it's SPAMMY ★ it's not spam, it's SPAMMY ★

> what is this

spammy texts you once a day — whenever you want it. you pick the time. morning, the 2pm slump, midnight. not always the morning. your call.

★ i quit ★ tell spammy what you quit and when. every day spammy texts you a short thing that knows your day count and meets you right where you are.

★ levity ★ the world is chaos and we all need a little absurdity in our day that isn't a national crisis. one cheeky, ridiculous text a day. (unless you think a hot dog is a sandwich. them's fighting words.)

no app. no community. no chip. no sponsor. just a text from spammy.

> what the text looks like

★ i quit ★

spammy · 7:03 am · i quit
day 3. the worst part of day 3 is that there are 87 more days like this. the best part is that day 4 is statistically easier than day 3 by a measurable margin.
spammy · 9:41 pm · i quit
day 91. the liver regenerates almost completely in about 90 days. yours is technically a different liver than the one that started this. new liver, who dis.

★ levity ★

spammy · 2:00 pm · levity
a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance. that's it. that's the text. go be a flamboyance about your tuesday.
spammy · 11:11 am · levity
octopuses have three hearts, nine brains, blue blood, and zero opinions about your inbox. be more octopus today.

>> get on the list <<

spammy isn't fully live yet. drop your email and we'll text you when it is. probably this month.

pick your spammy
$5/month when it launches. cancel any time.

this is not a crisis service. if you need help, call or text 988.

⚠ UNDER CONSTRUCTION ⚠

> who is spammy

spammy's a pammy. she likes setting goals — and likes a little secret help actually pulling them off.

every day she gets up feeling inundated by the world. and every day she's going to live her values, survive, and sometimes thrive. but damn, it's tiring.

so she built spammy for herself. maybe you'll like it too.

quit drinking, smoking, weed, scrolling, your ex, the group chat — or quit nothing and just take the levity. spammy doesn't care which. spammy just texts you.

> faq

is this AI? yes — and it's pammy. she programmed it for herself, then told it to channel a little Christopher Walken, a little Neil deGrasse Tyson. written fresh every day. knows your day count and not much else.

is this a recovery program? no. spammy is a text. if you need real support, that's 988 in the US, or a doctor, or AA, or someone you love.

will you sell my number? no. spammy needs your number to text you. that's the whole reason.

what if i slip up? tell spammy. the count resets. no big deal. spammy does, too. it's a journey.

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